the kids in texas speak of the suburban legend of the ghost grocery cart that drifts around from cul de sac to cul de sac waiting for bored teenagers to take notice. once it finds its target it shops for them and gives them, instead of groceries, a new teenager they have to befriend (or they'll die idk) who describes herself as "boring" and "loves biology text books" and now you just gotta go through the rest of high school figuring out how she shows up to all your plans even though no one calls her. the cart finds out, and runs over each friend one by one in the order of whoever tells her to go away. the cart is the girls only friend in the end, be nice to people and less cliquey everyone, the end.

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